catsomq:

he11above:

omqpeasant:

WOULD YOU WANNA RUN AWAY TOO? ‘CAUSE ALL I REALLY WANT IS YOU.
I love this crewneck soooooo much!

dude omg where can i get this

Omfg where did you get this. I’m screeching 

lustire:

when super cute boys have low standards 

image

(via bejeweled-kittenz)

yourfuckingdarling:

I need to be thinner and prettier and nicer and less depressed because I suck

(via rei-dog)

spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

image

(via rei-dog)

origami-dolls:

perf
elliegalaxies:

14 year old me being cool and edgy

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via bella-suicidio)

vocaroo:

in the future if my kids tell me that they are gay i’ll just be like “what” because i don’t plan on having any kids so how the hell did they get there

(via izaya-was-here)

foodtrucker:

50,000 people on the Internet found my joke funny why aren’t you laughing mom

(Source: foodtrucker, via charmunders)

Get in the shower if it all goes wrong. The 1975 (via nibr4shi)

(Source: baebly, via nibr4shi)