bombing:

blog title: fuck you. haha nice. that’s exactly what i want people to see as soon as they click my url. description hmm. ‘i fucking hate you.’ wow blogging is fun. ask title? how about “ask me dumb shit” haha. double nice. everything anyone has to say is dumb. submit title? submit? no too plain. wait……nudes go here. YES. can’t WAIT for the nudes to come rolling in. can’t believe i didn’t find out about this site sooner

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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

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How did Tumblr miss this joke?

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…………………….OH MY GOD

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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